“You can’t lose your train of thought if you don’t know what a train is” – Sir Squilliam Squirelleus IV.



“You can’t lose your train of thought if you don’t know what a train is” – Sir Squilliam Squirelleus IV.

Lieutenant Croak and Deputy Bayou let out a rattling gasp when they saw the culprit. A deformed behemoth with a […]


Malaise (mäah-laiiiys): feeling like you’ve been kicked by a herd of steroid enhanced donkeys with intermittent explosive disorder while 16 […]

A court’s delight Twas to spin the cast, Amounting kept to last In the resounding Of the keepers chest Was […]

Head Great Majesty Walrus in charge, Had narcissistically lied and large Exclaimed in starts as a buoyant huff, He had […]

For it was a business the idea, That education can be bought Instead of learned.

Postcards from an Alternative Weather Report.

Determined in a scale flat, Was that it mattered not Which was true, And which was fact.