Stranger: You should be a comedian! Him: why? Stranger: That face!
Tag Archive for ‘humor’
Words Witness.
Words weave when wallowing, Woeful with weary whispering. Wondering why we were worsening, Words witness worldwide warring.
Some Assembly Required.
Arranging again and again the pieces before we quit, we figure out that they were never meant to fit.
Urinary Incompetence.
Peeing is a luxury for those who can pay, Hold it in until you explode it’s not like you have […]
Lookalike Contest.
What do I see Reflected back at me? A face with fur, A tail that whirs A nose with a […]
Shout, Shout, Shout!
Shouting is a pastime, Of those who never hear. Shouting is a crime, To those who never stear. Shouting is […]
Leash in Control.
Hold on tight, With your left, With your right.
Cats Are Always Watching.
Pitter patter go the paws, A tail swinging to and fro. For a moment Human pauses, But little does he […]
Books!
Books, Books, Books! The more you read the hotter your looks!
Why the long face?
Stranger: Why the long face? Woman: Ask my parents.
