Years have been given away, And centuries too, Of woman claiming Of man saying, Not my responsibility And it surely […]
Tag Archive for ‘humor’
The Sweater Detective.
I will find the missing sock I swear, Using all my fibers but beware, Pushing my investigation to an end […]
The Kraken that Couldn’t.
Born a monster without a paddle, The Kracken that Couldn’t Splashed about for help, But with every ship that came […]
Handshake from Hell.
Some days, Life would feel Simpler. If we shook hands, Like we really Felt.
Why can’t I be scary.
I was born among fear, My path in the future most clear, To scare And glare With oozing flare. But […]
Watch your ways in cooling days, Or you will feel it coming The onslaught of the damage running, Hungry for […]
The recipe for elegant falling.
With a sweep of the lengthened wrist, And a carefully balanced waist twist, Descend into the purposeful landing Percussive treading […]
When I say I am Bringing Potato Salad.
A potato Is a salad By any Other Name.
In the Corner of your Rye.
The windswept autumn evening leapt, “Not yet!” he heard in the collar by his ear Glances everywhere did not steer, […]
Lousy Larry lost lottery, Lousy Larry lost loyalty Lois left Lousy Larry, Lila laughed loud, Luck left Lousy Larry Lee […]