It’s coming, The despicable beast bellows Drooling, and thumping I warn you, my fellows It approaches, A noxious monster muscled […]
Tag Archive for ‘humor’
Death & Taxes.
Don’t tread on me, I’d rather tread on you.
The Beginning of the End.
Never look a gift-pie in the face, Unless you want to piss off an entire alien race.
I wanted to be different, Which made me the same.
My Lucky Day.
A little goes a long way, Except for depressed donkeys.
Getting vaccinated is so puerile, I want to go viral!
Cross my Heart and Hope to Lie, Stick a Thousand Fibs in your Eye!
Bigger is Better.
I’ve got a really big sword, Now all hail your new overlord!
I could be a writer, an artist, a poet, But I would have to know it.