Learn your history they say, Learn how we were killed, How we were burned, How we were chopped down. Learn […]
Tag Archive for ‘humor’
Onion Lady.
She had a tower of onions Instead of hair, A gaggle of minions, with gallons and gallons of air freshener.
Do The Sacrifice Dance!
Step forward Step back Wave you arms Hug the sacrifice Stab, stab, stab! Step sideways Step back Wave your arms […]
Animal Animosity.
It’s coming, The despicable beast bellows Drooling, and thumping I warn you, my fellows It approaches, A noxious monster muscled […]
Death & Taxes.
Don’t tread on me, I’d rather tread on you.
The Beginning of the End.
Never look a gift-pie in the face, Unless you want to piss off an entire alien race.
Subliminal.
I wanted to be different, Which made me the same.
My Lucky Day.
A little goes a long way, Except for depressed donkeys.
Gone Viral.
Getting vaccinated is so puerile, I want to go viral!
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