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Archive for ‘Humor’
Lost and Found.
Our most Precious, Leave us so Easily Gone to the Messiness, Of a Lost and Found Reality.
She had a tower of onions Instead of hair, A gaggle of minions, with gallons and gallons of air freshener.
Death & Taxes.
Don’t tread on me, I’d rather tread on you.
The Beginning of the End.
Never look a gift-pie in the face, Unless you want to piss off an entire alien race.
My Lucky Day.
A little goes a long way, Except for depressed donkeys.
Unlucky in Love? You just need a shove!
Getting vaccinated is so puerile, I want to go viral!
Cross my Heart and Hope to Lie, Stick a Thousand Fibs in your Eye!
Bigger is Better.
I’ve got a really big sword, Now all hail your new overlord!