Peeing is a luxury for those who can pay, Hold it in until you explode it’s not like you have […]
Archive for ‘Humor’
What do I see Reflected back at me? A face with fur, A tail that whirs A nose with a […]
Shout, Shout, Shout!
Shouting is a pastime, Of those who never hear. Shouting is a crime, To those who never stear. Shouting is […]
Leash in Control.
Hold on tight, With your left, With your right.
Cats Are Always Watching.
Pitter patter go the paws, A tail swinging to and fro. For a moment Human pauses, But little does he […]
Why the long face?
Stranger: Why the long face? Woman: Ask my parents.
I Do Not Hate People.
Humanity has such promise, Humanity has much amiss.
The Taste Police.
Too Serious, Truly Delirious. A Triumph in disgust, Lackluster lust. Inconceivable, Undeniably Unbelievable! Shoddy camera work, Directed by a bumbling […]
Waiting is willing Waiting is killing Me See… The slowest of slow dance, A Coordinated happenstance. Please, a resounding result […]
Hair misbehaves compulsively, Our confirmation of chaotic entropy.