Humanity has such promise, Humanity has much amiss.
Archive for ‘Humor’
The Taste Police.
Too Serious, Truly Delirious. A Triumph in disgust, Lackluster lust. Inconceivable, Undeniably Unbelievable! Shoddy camera work, Directed by a bumbling […]
Waiting Kills.
Waiting is willing Waiting is killing Me See… The slowest of slow dance, A Coordinated happenstance. Please, a resounding result […]
Hair Misbehaves.
Hair misbehaves compulsively, Our confirmation of chaotic entropy.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Problems.
Low carb, No carb, Atkins diet Gluten free, don’t try it.
Lost and Found.
Our most Precious, Leave us so Easily Gone to the Messiness, Of a Lost and Found Reality.
Onion Lady.
She had a tower of onions Instead of hair, A gaggle of minions, with gallons and gallons of air freshener.
Death & Taxes.
Don’t tread on me, I’d rather tread on you.
The Beginning of the End.
Never look a gift-pie in the face, Unless you want to piss off an entire alien race.
My Lucky Day.
A little goes a long way, Except for depressed donkeys.
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