Pizza tastes better than human flesh, or so I’m told.
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Hungriest Hippo.
Squirrel Brain.
“You can’t lose your train of thought if you don’t know what a train is” – Sir Squilliam Squirelleus IV.
Lily Pad PD
Lieutenant Croak and Deputy Bayou let out a rattling gasp when they saw the culprit. A deformed behemoth with a […]
Serial Killer Self Care.
Malaise.
Malaise (mäah-laiiiys): feeling like you’ve been kicked by a herd of steroid enhanced donkeys with intermittent explosive disorder while 16 […]
Snot Out.
Hang out with your snot out.
The Royal Walrus Brigade.
Head Great Majesty Walrus in charge, Had narcissistically lied and large Exclaimed in starts as a buoyant huff, He had […]
Making Deals.
Hiding surely cannot keep us long, Past the surrender to inevitability When we have been already seen.
Gather the Grizzlies, in full technicolor resistance.
For it was a business the idea, That education can be bought Instead of learned.
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