“Predators first!” roared the crowd of temporarily embarrassed snakes (TES) at a rally Sunday evening as President Mousssss announced a […]
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Reach the Bridge, or Shut the Door.
And there it is, The irony But never, Is it young Or Long enough, To reach the bridge For help […]
Antonin Scalia School of Law.
When this happens you take a screenshot.
The most honest news, I ever read Was without a word, And all it said Was give my money, To […]
Not An Excuse.
I can’t write essays, Every time I seem to try The readers of them, Scream and die.
Handshake from Hell.
Some days, Life would feel Simpler. If we shook hands, Like we really Felt.
When I say I am Bringing Potato Salad.
A potato Is a salad By any Other Name.
Lousy Larry.
Lousy Larry lost lottery, Lousy Larry lost loyalty Lois left Lousy Larry, Lila laughed loud, Luck left Lousy Larry Lee […]
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No one will know That it was you Look with rage Then disgust But always wait For another to Claim […]
Produce Politics.
“Down with the Garlic Alliance!”
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