Rejected Emojis: 1

No one will know

That it was you

Look with rage

Then disgust

But always wait

For another to

Claim the smell

It works so well.


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  1. Love your post – I’ve found if I whimper, roll my eyes, and tuck my tail between my legs my humans think I’m innocent.

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  2. Going into this, I was expecting (mostly because of the first line) something far more depressing than a poetic fart joke.
    (Evidently, I didn’t catch the “you smelt it/you dealt it” the first time.)


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