Life is grand, With Joy in hand Take a prank, Crank and crank, Wires and fuses Change their uses, Soon […]
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The Frog that licked a frog.
One lick, Maybe two Done quick, I won’t bother you. Please sir, Just one more Sure sure, I need to […]
Indecisive Seasons.
Cover all, Take it off Leaves fall, Play golf Keep warm, Stay cool Frozen harm, Sunscreen fool!
That Face.
Stranger: You should be a comedian! Him: why? Stranger: That face!
Words Witness.
Words weave when wallowing, Woeful with weary whispering. Wondering why we were worsening, Words witness worldwide warring.
Some Assembly Required.
Arranging again and again the pieces before we quit, we figure out that they were never meant to fit.
Urinary Incompetence.
Peeing is a luxury for those who can pay, Hold it in until you explode it’s not like you have […]
Lookalike Contest.
What do I see Reflected back at me? A face with fur, A tail that whirs A nose with a […]
Shout, Shout, Shout!
Shouting is a pastime, Of those who never hear. Shouting is a crime, To those who never stear. Shouting is […]
Leash in Control.
Hold on tight, With your left, With your right.
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