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This Elf, Recycles.
Elves have such a day, After a long and merry Christmas Picking up the wrappings and the bows, Where no […]
Sick on Vacation.
With a crown of mountaintops, And a covering of pines to hold tight The Mountain Man has taken ill, And […]
Not My Responsibility.
Years have been given away, And centuries too, Of woman claiming Of man saying, Not my responsibility And it surely […]
The Sweater Detective.
I will find the missing sock I swear, Using all my fibers but beware, Pushing my investigation to an end […]
The Kraken that Couldn’t.
Born a monster without a paddle, The Kracken that Couldn’t Splashed about for help, But with every ship that came […]
Handshake from Hell.
Some days, Life would feel Simpler. If we shook hands, Like we really Felt.
Why can’t I be scary.
I was born among fear, My path in the future most clear, To scare And glare With oozing flare. But […]
Flu Season.
Watch your ways in cooling days, Or you will feel it coming The onslaught of the damage running, Hungry for […]
The recipe for elegant falling.
With a sweep of the lengthened wrist, And a carefully balanced waist twist, Descend into the purposeful landing Percussive treading […]
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