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Serial Killer Self Care.
Malaise.
Malaise (mäah-laiiiys): feeling like you’ve been kicked by a herd of steroid enhanced donkeys with intermittent explosive disorder while 16 […]
Snot Out.
Hang out with your snot out.
Fake News is Real Satire.
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP BEAR HUGS PUTIN, SAYING QUOTE “CONGRATS ON MY BIGLY ELECTORAL COLLEGE WIN, PUT PUT O’BUDDY OF TRUMPY, […]
The Internet of Cats.
For any feline, Deserves an audience To ignore.
But do not hide your voice.
Hide your healthcare, Hide your rights, Hide your peace, Hide your kids, Hide your education, And hide your choice, But […]
Swamp Conference.
Aggressive in denial As much as repressed, In mouthed victory That a blood best smile, Instills a quick return To […]
Dr. Inspector Inventor.
The tales of A borrowing inventor, Is finding that disjointed Connections Upon messy inspections Fix all of other people’s Lesser […]
Cover up the Cold.
The lowly please at stages Of developed unease, Is begging for a More delicate Refrain of pain.
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