She had a tower of onions Instead of hair, A gaggle of minions, with gallons and gallons of air freshener.


She had a tower of onions Instead of hair, A gaggle of minions, with gallons and gallons of air freshener.

Between the not ours and new strangers, Bustling through stale queasy quarters Cornered confrontations bury attacks, Told to go back, […]

Pushing and screaming shouts at the sky, Demanding our futile answers To know it all, to know why. Heart valves […]

Step forward Step back Wave you arms Hug the sacrifice Stab, stab, stab! Step sideways Step back Wave your arms […]

It’s coming, The despicable beast bellows Drooling, and thumping I warn you, my fellows It approaches, A noxious monster muscled […]

Don’t tread on me, I’d rather tread on you.

We do it for your own good, You would agree if only you understood.

We who live under the bed fear one a fearsome beast of wild eyes, if you see her run, run, […]

Never look a gift-pie in the face, Unless you want to piss off an entire alien race.

How can you pass up a sale?