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Serial Killer Self Care.
Malaise.
Malaise (mäah-laiiiys): feeling like you’ve been kicked by a herd of steroid enhanced donkeys with intermittent explosive disorder while 16 […]
The Royal Walrus Brigade.
Head Great Majesty Walrus in charge, Had narcissistically lied and large Exclaimed in starts as a buoyant huff, He had […]
Making Deals.
Hiding surely cannot keep us long, Past the surrender to inevitability When we have been already seen.
The Wall.
“Fee if do fum, do they think my hands are big now mum?”
Sooper Impotant ExeKutev ORdER.
There was no mirror big enough, To hold the image Of an outside in man.
But do not hide your voice.
Hide your healthcare, Hide your rights, Hide your peace, Hide your kids, Hide your education, And hide your choice, But […]
Swamp Conference.
Aggressive in denial As much as repressed, In mouthed victory That a blood best smile, Instills a quick return To […]
Dowsing Rod for Failure.
Features of their distrusted push Are passed this toppling, Once more refuse dismantling As Gestures form Downward totals, Impatience of […]
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