Archive for ‘Funny’
In the year 2032.
Predators First!
“Predators first!” roared the crowd of temporarily embarrassed snakes (TES) at a rally Sunday evening as President Mousssss announced a […]
Hungriest Hippo.
Pizza tastes better than human flesh, or so I’m told.
Squirrel Brain.
“You can’t lose your train of thought if you don’t know what a train is” – Sir Squilliam Squirelleus IV.
Malaise.
Malaise (mäah-laiiiys): feeling like you’ve been kicked by a herd of steroid enhanced donkeys with intermittent explosive disorder while 16 […]
Snot Out.
Hang out with your snot out.
The Royal Walrus Brigade.
Head Great Majesty Walrus in charge, Had narcissistically lied and large Exclaimed in starts as a buoyant huff, He had […]
Sooper Impotant ExeKutev ORdER.
There was no mirror big enough, To hold the image Of an outside in man.
Dr. Inspector Inventor.
The tales of A borrowing inventor, Is finding that disjointed Connections Upon messy inspections Fix all of other people’s Lesser […]
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