Books, Books, Books! The more you read the hotter your looks!


Books, Books, Books! The more you read the hotter your looks!

Low carb, No carb, Atkins diet Gluten free, don’t try it.

She had a tower of onions Instead of hair, A gaggle of minions, with gallons and gallons of air freshener.

Never look a gift-pie in the face, Unless you want to piss off an entire alien race.