“Down with the Garlic Alliance!”


“Down with the Garlic Alliance!”

The cloud dragon spews it’s flames, Revenge begotten for our shames Buy our patented Village Forcefield, Your fate is not […]

Imbued with the fortune of a shattered grand mirror, My time has reached the first in line for the honored […]

Life is not acquitted For the number of The Guilty Who will not let it be For the number of […]

Exorcising the humans from my home, Before they make a living mess. I was here for all my years, I […]

Laugh at myself I am told! What a grand joke, I admit, Born already dying Instead of logic, crying! Oh […]

Eating with an audience, Is less straightforward When you are eating, Your audience.


You are sincerely invited to ‘The Hair Ball’! Address: 125 Furball Lane, in the opulent ‘Cat Grooming’ ballroom Time: Between […]

Hold on tight, With your left, With your right.