The cloud dragon spews it’s flames, Revenge begotten for our shames Buy our patented Village Forcefield, Your fate is not […]
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Not a Winner.
Imbued with the fortune of a shattered grand mirror, My time has reached the first in line for the honored […]
People Person.
Separation from the hordes, New enlightenment is forwards Choice opens up concentration, The gloriousness of relaxation. Quite on the contrary, […]
Human Exorcism.
Exorcising the humans from my home, Before they make a living mess. I was here for all my years, I […]
The Ancient Discovery of The Funny Bone.
Laugh at myself I am told! What a grand joke, I admit, Born already dying Instead of logic, crying! Oh […]
What if they were watching?
Eating with an audience, Is less straightforward When you are eating, Your audience.
Books!
Books, Books, Books! The more you read the hotter your looks!
Why the long face?
Stranger: Why the long face? Woman: Ask my parents.
Onion Lady.
She had a tower of onions Instead of hair, A gaggle of minions, with gallons and gallons of air freshener.
Do The Sacrifice Dance!
Step forward Step back Wave you arms Hug the sacrifice Stab, stab, stab! Step sideways Step back Wave your arms […]
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