We who live under the bed fear one a fearsome beast of wild eyes, if you see her run, run, […]
The Beginning of the End.
Never look a gift-pie in the face, Unless you want to piss off an entire alien race.
Priorities of Materialism.
How can you pass up a sale?
She was beautiful Wealthy with a smile that shone, Cursed to be alone.
I wanted to be different, Which made me the same.
Days, months, years passed as the spark inside her grew into a ravenous and raging fire that consumed her every […]
My Lucky Day.
A little goes a long way, Except for depressed donkeys.
Unlucky in Love? You just need a shove!
Getting vaccinated is so puerile, I want to go viral!
Put this bowler hat on The past is gone. Hair cut, dyed Facial hair grown Show then hide. Beautiful and […]