There was a day that life what rich,

A dairy miracle with which

I was to be crowned,

The biggest cheese that was around.

Towering over the feeble Swiss 

My power held in cultured bliss

Years of flavored cheddar glory

Ended at the beginning of a new story,

Once a big cheese ruler of them all

My enemies had the gall,

To make of me 

Into pieces wee.